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Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Psycho Warrior » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:23 pm

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A guy with a bat and helmet vs a guy wearing lots of padding.

No real specifics about who is fighting, just thought of this last night.
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Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Venomous Prime » Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:36 pm

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Football player hands down
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Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Psycho Warrior » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:54 am

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original sin wrote:Football player hands down

really? I'd assume an aluminum bat (let's say) would give the baseball player a helluva advantage against a guy who's wearing 50(?) pounds of padding
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Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Venomous Prime » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:15 am

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I think about the only players the baseball player would stand a chance against would be a kicker, punter or quarterback. The bat would be a huge advantage if the football player wasn't wearing pads. They hit insanely hard because they're wearing protection. I stick by the football player :lol:
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Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Omega Charge » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:02 am

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This is a good one.

If a good slugger could get a square hit to the helmet, it would be enough to knock the football player out. But if a tough linebacker or such can get past the bat, the baseballer's toast. So using those two examples, I'd give slight advantage to the football player, being the more protected of the two.
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Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Name_Violation » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:07 pm

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most football players i know can't take a good ol fashioned bat to the knee.
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Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby Venomous Prime » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:12 pm

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Nine times out of ten a football player runs head and shoulders first into someone. Getting at their legs would be kind of difficult...
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Re: Baseball player vs Football player

Postby snavej » Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:27 am

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They're both muscular but American footballers tend to be very strong, heavy and pretty fast too. The baseballer would have to do a lot of dodging and bat whacking to stop a footballer.

Footballers tend to have a lot of concussion and brain injuries. This might help the baseballers in this fight.

The baseballer is outmuscled but he can win if he can hit pressure points with his heavy bat. I know from personal experience that a blow in the solar plexus can bring down almost anyone. The baseballer needs to exploit this mercilessly to win. Otherwise, he gets beasted and it won't be pretty.
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